What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

What is your favourite colour and why?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How can I get rid of the fake girls on social media that are claiming to be hookups? Is there a way to shuffle through them and the real women that actually want to talk?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

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